Shock jokes
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
It says “Me acting socked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes” VERY TRUE
type shizz
FUCK YEA
pov: he saw your search history
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
when you find out someone ugly ass hell like you
Community talk
Fucking hell
I'm still in shock that a six year old girl hung herself off her bun bed with a little im sorry. That shit got me FUCKING CRYING. Because this just makes me sick that ppl can convince a little girl to commit suicide at the age of SIX.. she was so little too.. global suicides in the first few weeks of the year, with estimates surpassing 80,000 to 95,000 too. Damn.
if you say smt on this post you wanna see a 45 yr old guy jack his shit