baby Jesus jokes

How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?

God fucked her.

This isn't a joke.

There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!

Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?

Santa Claus!

And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.

What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?

Baby Jesus died a virgin.