Shes jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?

Neither has she.

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.

(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.

When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.

I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.

Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?

'Cause she can't watch her mouth.