Shes jokes

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!

Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

Son: What are condoms?

Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?

Neither has she.

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?