Shes jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.

Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.