Shes jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
Memes
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.