Shes jokes
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Memes
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.