One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Shes Jokes
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
