Shes Jokes

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

i should say this

A Minion is holding a book, looking slightly annoyed. The text above reads: "Dear Maths Teacher, I am tired of finding your 'x', just move on buddy, she's gone.."

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”