Shes jokes
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Memes
before Queen Elizabeth ii died, she was cracked at Fortnite!!!!
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"