Shes jokes
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Memes
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."