Shes jokes

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Why were her hands purple?

She heard it through the grapevine.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.