Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
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I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
