Shes jokes

What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don’t care if she has one.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.

She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.