Shes jokes

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?

Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.