Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
I told the emo girl that I bet she’s jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she's going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he's Doing REALLY Well
Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?" Mommy xays, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play" A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter. Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so l she l took the sissors and cut them off."
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed. But she has to. She's his mom.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex.
She was too young.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying
When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder
That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
