Shes jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."

Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?

Dad: Because she was made there.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.

My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.

The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."

Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."

"What was your first impression on him?"

"I told him, she calls me daddy too."

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.

Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.

As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."

Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

How did a blonde commit suicide?

She jumped from the basement window.

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.