Shes

Shes jokes

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."

My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Friend: I broke up with Sara.

Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.

Friend: How did her pussy feel?

Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.

Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.