U so ugly when ur mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers and orgasms. Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
Teacher: Okay class look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word. Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny" Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny? Me: Cuz she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
This Category is messed up. My Mom died in 9/11 at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
What do you call a female Micheal Jackson she she
me and a girl went on a walk...then she notest me then we went for a run :)
joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up
Joe mama so fat her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
why is jenna marbles so funny? she lost all her marbles.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Her Name was Lola
She was a loner
At the Copa
Then I saw her
And i got a boner
The next morning
She couldn't remember if I banged her
Her Name was Lola She was a loner At the Copa I saw her And i just wanted to bone her !!
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
Yo mamma so stupid she returned a donut bacause it had a hole in it
