Shes jokes

My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.