Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
brinnia so fat when she stepped o
get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS
why did you and sarah break up? cause she cheetahed on me
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet cuz she is worldwide
yo mum so fat, when she telling me her weight i thought she was telling her number
yo mum so dumb, she went to the library to find facebook
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob then here's something for you. Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have ngl
your mom is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign because it never said go
your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
your mums so fat when she stands on the scale it says to be continued
Why cant my grandma talk. Bc shes dead
I was joking about self harm to my friend and she told me to CUT it out, I couldn't even laugh. When we were at the self checkout she started scanning my arms, I asked her what she was doing she said, ̈Trying to see if it beeps, ya think id get it to work if I scanned your thighs? ̈ I said, ̈Nah bro you'd overload the system if you put it there. ̈
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far
yo mama so fat everytime she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth
McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
she àsked How can you explain a yellow colour to a blind man
