Shes jokes
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
You know Sally? She's dead now.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.