Shes

Shes Jokes

A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.

She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”

“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.

“Exactly,” replied the mom.

"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he says.

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.