Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator the World Trade Center collapsed.
why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Yo Mama so fat the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Yo mama is so ugly she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
