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Shes jokes

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.