Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms.
She was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
@DreamBlue
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
Yo mama so fat that when I buried her she made the earth round
my girlfriend's a two but she's turning 3 to tomorrow
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: „That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!“ The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: „The driver just insulted me!“ The man says: „You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.“
YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT WHEN SHE WAS IN HISTORY CLASS AS A KID ALL THEY LEARNED ABOUT WAS THEMSELVES
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks she thought she could buy a star
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Doughnuts was a basketball team.
yo mama so fat she classified as a whole solar system
A man's daughter comes home from school and asked her dad if she can borrow the car. The father replies, no its too late at night. The daughter says cmon dad. I'll do anything. The dad says OK suck my dick. The daughter says no that's disgusting. The dad says you want the car. You said you'll do anything. The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth. She stops and says eww dad your dick smells like shit. The dad replies yeah well your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago.