Shes

Shes Jokes

When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.

Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*

She has cancer.

A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.

The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."