New Shes Jokes - Page 12 - Worst Jokes Ever

One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.

How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.

A boy was terrible at writing sentences, so his teacher gave him an assignment to help with that. The boy was to go home, write five sentences, and return to school the next day.

When he went home, he took a notepad and a pen and went to his dad for help. His dad was in a very important business call, so he angrily shouted at the child, "Shut up, you donkey!" The boy noted down that sentence. He next went to his mom, who assumed that he wanted to play video games, so she said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." That was his second sentence. For the third sentence, he went to his older brother, who was watching football where someone scored a goal, so he was jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!"

For the fourth sentence, he went to his sister, who was singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" For the last sentence, he went to his grandmother, who was cleaning the toilet and singing, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."

He went to school the next day, and his teacher asked him to tell her the sentences. The boy said, "Shut up, you donkey!" The teacher got angry after hearing this and asked the boy, "Do you want me to slap you?" The boy said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." This made the teacher so angry that she slapped the boy. Immediately, he started jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!" The teacher dragged him to the principal's office, as she was fed up with him. The principal asked the boy what his name was, to which he replied by singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" She asked him where he lived, so he sang, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.

I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.