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Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

A kid asks his mom what dark humor is. She says, β€œYou see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.” β€œBut mom I’m blind!” says the kid. β€œExactly,” replied the mom.

"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.

I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."