Shes

Shes jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.

Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*

She has cancer.

A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.

The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?

A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.