She jokes
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.