She jokes

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Coz she had no arms, bants!

She a hoe, she shit on herself.

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.

I was listening to some Drake in class.

My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.