She jokes
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Yo mama so fat, she died!
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."