She jokes

Mom

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Music

I was listening to some Drake in class.

My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.

Orphan

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

Hug

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

Math

Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

Skinny

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Train

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

Health

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

Boy

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"