She jokes
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Me always be like on a weekend :
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.
Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.