She jokes

Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!

If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.

If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.

Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She has no arms.

Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."

There is a young lady.

She is beautiful.

She got much vote.

But she speaks very fast.

Does she think she looks smart doing that?

She makes me feel bad.

What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.

Why did ze cow cross the road?

yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.

My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?

Nothing... she couldn't tell.

Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD

Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.

A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.

Me: I call my girl Cinderella.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because she loves balls.

One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.

Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

Yo mama so fat, she died!

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.