She jokes
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
My friend when she gets confused :
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.