She jokes
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!
1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.
2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!
3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.
4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".
She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!
Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee