She jokes

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?

A shower ma! (shawarma)

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!

Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.

Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.