She jokes
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
