She jokes

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?

She had a meltdown.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.