She Jokes

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.