She jokes

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?

"Wow, Harry!"

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.