She jokes

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?