She jokes
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.