She jokes

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."