She jokes

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!