She jokes
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."