She jokes
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.