She jokes

Ballerina

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

Relationship

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

Mama

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Teacher

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

Whale

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Mama

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

Glock

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

Memory

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"

Mama

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

Cookout

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

Lipstick

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.