She jokes

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.