She jokes

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.