She jokes

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

Why did Sally not come home from school today?

Because she got hit by a bus.

My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

Why did Sally not come home from school today?

Because she died by a flying brick!

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"