She jokes

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Yo mama so nice she...

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

She said, "Yes."

"Knock knock."

I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?

Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.

Dad: She had to take the deep penis.

Son: Umm...... WHAT!?

Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.

Dad: Oh for god's sakes.

Dad: Epi Pen.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

Yo mama so stupid!

She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.

Yo mama is so fat.

When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.