She jokes

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.

They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?

She couldn't find the 11.