She jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD