She jokes
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"