She jokes
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.