She jokes
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!