She jokes

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Do you know where Helen Keller lives?

Neither does she.

When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."

Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?

She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.

Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.

An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.

The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.