She jokes
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.