She jokes

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

Do you know where Helen Keller lives?

Neither does she.

Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!