She jokes

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.

The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."

My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.

She does not exist.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?

She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.

Do you know where Helen Keller lives?

Neither does she.

Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.