She jokes

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?

OH it's a bitch.

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.

One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.