She jokes
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."