She jokes
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.