She jokes
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.