She jokes

Muslim

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Fat

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Memes

Orphan

Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

Mama

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Mama

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Helen Keller

Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

Because she was wearing mittens.

Video Game

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

Liar

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Momma

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Momma

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Momma

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.