"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
She Jokes
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
