She jokes

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.

Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?

No, and neither did she.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not Susie!"

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!