She jokes
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.