She jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.