She jokes
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.