She jokes

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!

Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.

Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!

So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.