She jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he says.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.