She jokes

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not Susie!"

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.

So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.