She jokes
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!