She jokes
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"