She jokes

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not Susie!"