Share Jokes

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with 😥

Whats one thing ur dad shares wit black men? Ur sister.

What similarities do peeping toms and spies share? they both see things they shouldn't.

I would tell you a cat pun but it's too purrfect to share.

What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

If 9-11 happened again I am want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

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"Why Are All These Orphans Here", Said Chris. " Because their dad went to go get the milk", Said MrBeast 3 Years Later, " I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD AND IM ALSO GIVING EACH OF THE 1000000000000 DOLLARS.

DH: Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang A: Why? DH: Because there all Sharing..GONE :)

-Dark_Humor

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

Who can relate? NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

I wanted to have sex but i share a room with my brother so we made code tomato for faster and cheese dor more and i shouted tomato tomato cheese cheese. My beother said stop making sand witches your getting mayo on my bed!

what go moo- c0w share this with youre frends !!!11!!1!!!!!11!!!!

me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one

Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa 🚮

Once there was a brother and a sister that shares to make a YouTube channel he named it penis dick marathon