I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
You really gay. No questions added.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
