Sexuality jokes
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.