Sexuality jokes
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
My mom is gay.
G@y 👌
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Ur mom gay.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.