Sexuality jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
Ur mum homo.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.