Sexuality jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
I f*** my dad. Please help me. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
Everyone reading this is gay!
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
Ur mum homo.