Sexuality jokes
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Nick sucks dick.
You're gay!
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
You're gay.
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
You big gay.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.