Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Sexuality Jokes
I'm not gay, dick.
Gay is gay.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
Hoyt is gay.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
My mom is gay.
G@y 👌
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
