Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
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Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. -- If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
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I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"... But she did.
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Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
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What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
When i get naked in the shower it gets turned on
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
