Arousal jokes

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.

That being said I wish he hadn't!

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"

Me so horny! Me so horny!

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.