Arousal jokes

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

Me so horny! Me so horny!

My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.

That being said I wish he hadn't!

"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"

When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?

Who cares?

I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.