Sex

Sex jokes

What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?

No one stops sucking.

Say yes if you wanna fuck.

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"

Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."

How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.

Why do orphans love having sex?

Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."

Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."

Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."

A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”

Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"