Sex

Sex jokes

Lady: I am going to come to your house.

Man: Ok.

An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.

Man: You are going to cum to my house!

And then he fucks her.

Lady: Will you fuck me?

Man: No, I don’t have a penis.

Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.

Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.

Mother: We need to talk about sex...

Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.

Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.

My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."

What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?

No one stops sucking.

Say yes if you wanna fuck.

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"

Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."

How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.