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So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

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    • When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

    What do you call skeletons having sex?

    When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

    The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

    I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

    The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

    I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.

    OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

    What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

    An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

    A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

    His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.

    His boss told him: "You suck."

    And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.

    His boss told him: "You suck for life!"

    XD

    Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

    Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

    Man 3: Me first!

    There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).

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    • When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.