Seven jokes
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...