Seven jokes

Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.

How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate nine.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?

There's twenty of them!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.