What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
