Seven jokes
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.