Seven jokes
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.