Seven jokes
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.