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Anonymous

I am the least serious person ever but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

Get some fucking respect you silly tramp

People

Huehue

Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

Puns

Anonymous

Friend 1: I HATE YOU! Friend 2: cries b-but i-i didnt say t-that!! Friend 3: writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored Me: points at pencil lead NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS LEAD TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up. All my friends: groan at horrible pun

Legs

Nazi Supa Wepon

Se we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of “do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?” She herd this question to the point were she just says yes without hesitation. Once she had said yes, two kids int he back started laughing. Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you? Kid: Oh were not laughing at that. Kid_2: Were laughing at cancer.

Fat

Subject Frans Comedy

these are all of my terrible jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs” the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What’s green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn’t the dinosaur break the wall, I don’t know. I’m asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It’s an owl it can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey

Fat

Anonymous

YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die

Movie

irdk

Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!

Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.

Monkey

HAHAHAHAHAHA

If your reading this right now Then the jokes on you Because I’m right behind ya Mothafucka!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m laughing because you look like a monkey

No Seriously

I’m right behind ya

Sun

Anonymous

Why didnt the sun get a job, seriously I have no idea why help me

Depression

Sadly me

Hey everyone im back bc im sinking back towards depression bc my sister is rly being a bitch and my parents always side with her and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming and im seriously considering hanging myself to end it all bc the pain is just… terrible and i feel like im not worth life

Dad

Lonely son seeking dad

Im serious whats a “dad”?

Bar

Ryan

Two mates walk into a bar Mate 1 : Shit! look at that spider over there Mate 2 : Whateverrrrrrr Mate 1 : No, seriously it’s bloody massive Mate 2 : (Turns around) Shit thats huge, I thought you were Joking Mate 1 : No I’m Fred King, Jo King’s brother ;-)

Difference

Anonymous

HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES

Wrong

Anonymous

Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke abt, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This I sick!

Name

Unicorn_queen97

Person: i’d really like it if you’d stop saying my name all the time Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?!

People

commit slip'n'slide

People: stop joking about such serious issues! me: kill yourself

Post

Anonymous

Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?

People

Anonymous

Stop joking about suicide, it’s not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.

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