Yo man, stand up
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true
I am the least serious person ever but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect you silly tramp
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
This not even a joke its a serious question.... Is eating ass considered cannabilism?
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says "we've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "seriously? Why would you name a drink named Callum?"
SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
I got a phone call from a guy labled 'assassin' saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w-
*gunshot*