September 11 jokes
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.