September 11 jokes
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
9/11.