September 11 jokes
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.