My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food: Here comes the air plane.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
you know, 9/11 jokes arent funny, their just PLANE wrong
