September 11 jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.