September 11 jokes
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.