September 11

September 11 Jokes

Tower

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

Twin

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Birthday

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Body

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Tower

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

Pilot

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

9/11

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Terrorist

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.