September 11 jokes

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.

How 9/11 Happened!:

Hey Bush, Truth or dare?

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

9/11.