September 11 attacks jokes
"I’m coming for you two!"
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
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9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.