September 11 attacks jokes
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
I rate you a 9/11.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
"Black midget porn is in 911."