September 11 attacks jokes
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
I rate you a 9/11.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.