What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
My dad died in the 9/11 I'll always remember his last words
Allah hu akbar
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides? When a plane is in one of the sides
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What was osama bin laden's favorite drink? Double manhattan
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
