September 11 jokes
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.