September 11

September 11 jokes

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Why did the Twin Towers get mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.