September 11 jokes
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
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What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...