September 11 jokes
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.