September 11 jokes
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.