September 11 jokes
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.