"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
Twin towers are like genders there used to be 2
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims because they went trough 20 stories
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
